So, Dinobots are in Transformers 4.
The 8 year-old piloting my 30 year-old body just did a little dance in the cockpit. Confirmed by producer, Lorenzo di Bonavetura, he explained, "I can not disclose the specifics, but you can be sure that the arrival of the Dinobots will give the audience a lot to be excited about."
Giant transforming dinosaurs? Nah, that doesn't sound like some of the most prime bad assery ever.
Also rumored is the appearance of Cyclonus. For those hardcore Transformers geeks, this opens up an unholy crap load of possibilities that I will explore in the following sentences as I slowly, but surely alienate myself from our readership. Does this also mean Unicron is in this one? For those that don't know, Unicron is the planet-eating gigundo-Transformer who creates a new team of Decepticons, including Cyclonus, from the scrap metal corpse of Megatron among a few others.
Does this also mean that Megatron finally and officially bites it... and becomes Galvatron? And if Unicron makes an appearance, does this also mean Primus does? No, not the creators of funky hard rock, we're talkin about the god-like creator of the beings we know as Transformers who were made to help defeat Unicron!
Whoa! Slow down there, dork. I just want to watch Rosie Huntingon-Whitely climb up Megatron's leg in high heels and outsmart a super advanced alien robot via elementary reverse psychology.
One can hope we get a Transformers film drenched in the massive lore that coincides with a character like Unicron. As if Michael Bay would make a film that layered -- and heaven forbid -- fascinating in any remote definition of the word. I'll be in the theater, though, giving him my money in exchange for masturbation jokes and a cast fully encased in spray tans.
-submitted by J.G. Barnes