The Movie Sleuth's First List of Ten Absurdly Awesome Movie Quotes

Every once in a while it's fun to do something different. Here's ten absurdly 
awesome movie quotes!!! For mature audiences.......

"This is bat country" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"I drink your milk shake. I drink it up." - There Will Be Blood

"I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon having a heart attack, but then lied down limp and still. Of course these days even a flutter was reassuring. Truth is, I hadn't had a hard-on in years" - Bubba Ho-Tep 

"Ass to ass!!!" -  Requiem For A Dream

"It's the end of days out there J-Tro. The darkness has come. God damn drunks going straight edge right on the street! "  - The FP

"Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change!" - New Jack City

"Porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!" 
"No it's not! Nigger is!" - Clerks II

"You've got red on you." - Shaun of the Dead

"What are your pleasures? What you like to do?"
"Oh, I don't chess....screw...." - Blazing Saddles

"Hail to the king, baby!" - Army of Darkness