News: Kickboxer Remake in 3D

Apparently we're getting remakes of Kickboxer and Bloodsport.

Alain Moussi
Just when we thought Hollywood's lame ideas couldn't get any worse, we find out that the upcoming Kickboxer remake is going to be in 3D. What?

The film is going to star Dave Bautista and Tony Jaa both in lead roles and will feature the same basic story as the version from the '80s. Stuntman, Alain Moussi, is tackling the same character that Van Damme played in the original film. 

We're so excited. Not really.