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Instead, it's the antithesis of the studio's push to make us believe this would be the second coming of the shoot 'em up bank robbery flick. Yes, there's a lot of gun fire and a lot of murky twists and turns but this is just about most epically failed delivery of a great cast in the last decade. With Casey Affleck as our central point of the story, it's not too surprising as he's an extremely talented actor that seems to be a ticking time bomb of box office blunders. Everything he stars in sinks faster than you can say The Finest Hours. His acting isn't bad here. It's the movie that tragically misguides his talents.
Trying to cash in on the good elements of Heat, The Departed, Training Day, The Town, and every other movie about dirty crooks, greasy cops, and a scummy criminal underbelly, Triple 9 literally deteriorates at the seams. The story is clunky beyond repair. The couple big action sequences are hampered by a lack of good cinematography. And everything else just falls by the wayside as audiences have nothing invested in these plebeian characters that are truncated by a script that gives them no human elements whatsoever. Triple 9 is a dull edged cookie cutter crime drama with nothing to offer. And that cool looking poster, well that's the best part of the movie.
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How on earth this movie got released in this format with an ad campaign that made it seem like we'd be getting something stellar is truly beyond me. From the first trailer, we were sold on the visual elements they gave us. Once again, we trusted a studio with our time and our ticket money. Triple 9 does absolutely nothing to further the criminal motion picture genre. This is nothing but a tribute to a bunch of way better movies with directors that knew how to capture grit and criminality rooted in the dark side of man's greed and material desires. John Hillcoat's Triple 9 is a major flub. Skip this one.
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