In the early-1990s superhero movies and comic book adaptations were nowhere close to being the money-making powerhouses they are today. Far from being the stuff of mega-budget blockbusters, comic book movies were seen as more niche items for the cult film market. That is, at least until the massive success of Tim Burton's Batman, which started to change the game. Batman showed studios not only that superhero movies could be successful, but also that they weren't just kids' stuff: Burton's moody, gothic vision proved that there was an appetite for darker and more adult-oriented superhero-style fare. This revelation led to a small but distinctive wave of early-'90s comic book movies for older audiences, like The Crow and Darkman, which took that dark style even further, into R-rated territory. One of the filmmakers who jumped on this trend was cult-horror producer Brian Yuzna (Re-Animator, Society, The Return of the Living Dead 3), who saw at opportunity to blend this darker take on the superhero genre with the sorts of bloody monster-movie thrills that he specialized in. He secured the rights to an anime and manga series which had recently become a cult hit in the U.S. - Yoshiki Takaya's Bio-Booster Armour Guyver – and began to assemble a live-action adaptation. At the heart of the film would be some excellent creature effects by Steve Wang and Screaming Mad George (the two of whom also directed), and an impressive ensemble of cult horror and sci-fi actors including Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes), David Gale (Re-Animator), Linnea Quigley (The Return of the Living Dead), Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator also), and Mark Hamill. All the pieces looked like they were falling into place for an awesome R-rated monster battle... but then something happened. Specifically, 1990's live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie happened, and the creative team behind the film started to wonder if an adult-oriented, horror-tinged approach was the wrong choice, and if they should make it more kid-friendly instead.
So they injected goofy slapstick humor, and moved away from the horror to focus on TMNT or Power Rangers-style martial-arts action, in an attempt to make it a hit with (older) kids. Yet they kept some of the gore, and the cast of actors known for R-rated cult films, leaving no doubt as to the original intention of what the movie was supposed to be. The result is a weirdly dissonant exercise in trying to have your cake and eat it too; a film which isn't sure if it wants to be the next Ninja Turtles or the next Re-Animator. It makes the wildly misjudged decision to try and be both, and in doing so lands itself in an awkward netherworld between target audiences. It never gels into a remotely cohesive tone... but ultimately, that weird dissonance is one of its most endearing qualities. The Guyver may not exactly work, but it is a very fun and entertaining movie in its own bizarre way; it certainly is unique in its subgenre, for good and for bad. Its odd blend of awesome creature effects and camp silliness has earned it a passionate cult following over the years, and now that cult following has lead to its region-free blu-ray debut, courtesy of Arrow Video, available this week from the UK.
|"What do you think of my full-body vaping rig?"|
The Guyver tells the story of a college student who accidentally finds and activates a mysterious living suit of alien armor, which throws him into the middle of an underground conflict between humanity and a shadow organization of shape-shifting monsters, called the Chronos Corporation. The story began in the mid-1980s as a manga (comic) series in Japan, and was adapted shortly thereafter into a two-season, twelve-episode anime. In both mediums, the series was excellent: outwardly it may appear to work with plenty of well-worn anime tropes (high school kids, mecha armor, monster battles, etc), but the story is so well-written, with such a unique and well-developed mythology, that it feels totally fresh. I think it's safe to say that The Guyver was among the very best anime or manga series of the late-1980s, thanks especially to that deep and fascinating mythos behind Chronos, their shape-changing Zoanoids, and the Guyver unit. It's no surprise that it became a cult favorite here in the U.S. during the early days of the proliferation of anime in this country, and it is equally little surprise that it was licensed for an American movie to capitalize on that popularity. Unfortunately it is just as unsurprising that Brian Yuzna and company weren't able to do justice to the original series mythos. The story is all still here, and when it delves briefly into the anime's mythology you can clearly see the much better movie that this could have been, but the bizarre tonal inconsistencies undercut these stronger elements. I must emphasize that I am not saying this as a fan of the anime and comic complaining about the adaptation being tonally different from the source material; the flaws of this movie are entirely its own. The silly and serious sides of the script feel like two different movies, and the shifts between these modes can be extremely jarring. It feels very obvious that this was originally intended to be a much darker and less comical film, and it had humor forcibly injected into it during some late-in-the-game rewrite, like the cautionary tale that Suicide Squad should have payed attention to.
But with all that said, this patchwork style gives it an unexpected power to entertain: The Guyver has – probably unintentionally – a frenzied, overcaffeinated, off-the-wall style with which you never know quite what the movie will do next. There could be a brutal, crazy fight between its extremely well-designed monsters, or one of those monsters could break into a cheesy rap. That unpredictability is in itself a whole lot of fun – at least, if you have the ability to watch it with a sense of humor and a certain amount of irony. This is a true guilty-pleasure movie: one that definitely isn't objectively good, but is awesome all the same, in its own cheesy way. It is camp of the most purely early-'90s variety, and in that regard it has only gotten more entertaining as its distinct '90s-ness has become more and more obvious with time.
|"Somebody called for a GWAR cover band?"|
The cast is likewise a mixed bag. As our out-of-his-depth college kid turned superhero, Jack Armstrong (Student Bodies) is good, though occasionally wooden. Vivian Wu, on the other hand, is extremely wooden as his girlfriend (the one character from the comics who wasn't whitewashed for this adaptation), and her weak performance does nothing to improve a character who is already written as little more than an unfortunate damsel-in-distress stereotype. It is no surprise that among our ensemble of heroes the best performance by far comes from Mark Hamill, as a hard-boiled CIA agent with his own bone to pick with Chronos. Hamill has a lot of fun delivering his tough-cop lines, and broodingly smoking cigarettes in alleys like a sci-fi Robert Mitchum. He clearly knows that he is in a cheesy movie, but rather than phoning it in, he amps up his acting with just enough camp to steal his scenes while still coming off as the strongest actor of the bunch. Injecting some more outright comedy into the film are two slightly-postmodern cameos by '80s cult-horror icons Jeffrey Combs and Linnea Quigley, both of whom clearly have a good time spoofing their star images. Combs is great in every movie he's in, and has saved more than a few weak films with memorable performances; he's a lot of fun here, and one wishes that his role was expanded to more than just a glorified inside-joke. At least it's a good joke, though... and it's cool to see him opposite David Gale once again, in something at least slightly better than Bride of Re-Animator.
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Expendables of '80s horror movie villains.
Fifteen years after its release, opinions are still fiercely divided over whether The Guyver is first and foremost an entertainingly off-kilter guilty-pleasure or a frustrating wasted opportunity to make an actually good Guyver movie. I land firmly in the guilty-pleasure camp, but the truth is that it's both; though fortunately the wasted-opportunity aspect was mitigated when, just three years later, the series got another chance. This first film became a big enough cult hit on cable and home video that New Line ordered a straight-to-video sequel, and Steve Wang was brought back to co-write, direct, and helm the special effects – this time without Brian Yuzna or Screaming Mad George. It seems that he shared many fans' frustrations with the original film, because his follow-up 100-percent corrects its predecessor's missteps. Rather than making a true sequel, Wang went the soft-reboot route (think the Edward Norton Incredible Hulk), recasting all the roles and making a much darker and more serious film with a story that delves deep into the mythology of the comics. Ditching the humor, ramping up the horror elements, staying much more tonally faithful to the source material, and earning an R-rating, Guyver 2: Dark Hero is exactly the movie that The Guyver should have been before its production went off course. Now that Arrow Video has brought the original film to blu-ray, hopefully this superior sequel will follow close behind (a full review of Guyver 2 will certainly follow close behind this one). But even if the first film isn't as good as its successor, it remains a very entertaining slice of early-'90s B-movie history, and it is great to at least have one of the Guyver films on a North-America-friendly blu-ray at last.
|...and co-starring Mark Hamill as Tom Selleck.|
- Christopher S. Jordan