Did someone say Teenage Slumber Party Nightmare?
|How does that feel? Worse than a|
What’s left? Tons of horrible ad-libbed “conversations’ between the three main actresses. The performances are absolutely atrocious and I am not kidding when I say I have seen porn with better acting. The actor who plays the killer has this really weird stilted delivery of all of his lines and it is so bad that I burst out laughing every time he said something. I have no idea why the director though we would want to listen to extended awkward conversations between young women who have zero character development. I shit you not, there is a fifteen minute scene in which we watch the chicks cook hotdogs on a BBQ grill, apply condiments and sit down and eat them, all while idly chatting to each other about random stuff. It’s like watching home videos except you don’t know the people and don’t give a crap.
|Man, I hope I get to show my boobies|
in this movie.
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