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"Do you know how to fly?" |
That brings us to what should be a thrilling climax to an
epic movie—unfortunately, what we ended up getting is a confusing anticlimactic
character study with hardly any action to keep the momentum going. The Titans
take a back seat to the characters, but they aren’t interesting enough to carry
the bulk of the film forward. The ongoing conflict between Eren Yeager (Haruma
Miura) and Captain Shikishima (Hiroki Hasegawa) is half-baked and contrived
with Hasegawa hamming it up to a hilarious amount, even for Japanese film
standards. There are a lot of unintentionally hysterical moments directly
resulting from the egregious overacting from every single character. I watch a
lot of anime and Japanese films, so I am used to this to some degree, but even
I was cringing at the writing and numerous anguished soliloquies uttered by the
main characters.
While the Titans are scaled back in this film there are two
major bad ass fights that are fun to watch. That is where this film
shines—giant scary monsters punching the hell out of each other. Part one had
lots of gore and scenes of the Titans ripping helpless people apart that made
it more akin to a horror film than a straight up action movie. This is toned
down quite a bit in part two with it being more of a CGI blockbuster. It’s less
Godzilla and more Michael Bay Transformers. The scenes of the Scouts
using the Vertical Maneuvering Equipment still doesn’t look quite right and
they are definitely the weakest link in the special effects. They used a
desaturated color scheme for the look of the film which I suspect was done to
make the CGI blend with the live action better. The anime also carried a
similar color tone so it’s not out of place.
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"My skin.....it burns!!!!!" |
The explanation they give in the film for the Titans is interesting though, and it would have been great if the director had fleshed out that aspect more. As it stands, it seems more like an afterthought and just adds another subplot to an already crowded storyline. The third act of the film is rushed with an unclear resolution that seems tacked on. Overall, both halves of Attack on Titan combine to make a mediocre adaptation that could have been something special. Come for the monster fights but don’t expect to be impressed by the plot.
Score

-Michelle Kisner
Score

-Michelle Kisner
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