Vinegar Syndrome: The Caller (1987) - Reviewed

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After making a rather infamous silver screen debut in directing Arnold Schwarzenegger in his first film Hercules in New York, American television, film and theater director Arthur Allan Seidelman went on to direct Children of Rage which was the first Hollywood film to address the Arab-Israeli conflict before directing the reincarnation thriller Echoes in 1982.  A few years later, the filmmaker wound up working at Empire Pictures, the same company behind such titles as Re-Animator, From Beyond and Rawhead Rex. 

 
With The Equalizer screenwriter Michael Sloan who also coproduced the picture and Empire Pictures founder Charles Band serving as executive producer, Seidelman and Sloan cooked up The Caller: a genre-shifting amorphous sci-fi infused freakout so weird that the film bypassed a theatrical release and went straight to video.  A shame because its two nameless leads played by 2010 actress Madolyn Smith and A Clockwork Orange legend Malcolm McDowell give ferocious performances in a film that frankly feels like Oleanna by way of the sheer absurdist insanity of Halloween III: Season of the Witch.
 
Sometime in the winter, a nameless woman played by Madolyn Smith resides in her secluded forest home when one night a strange trench coated middle-aged man played by Malcolm McDowell arrives unexpectedly on her doorstep.  Claiming to have car trouble, he asks to use her phone but soon after letting the man in, she grows suspicious of him and soon after the two start cross-examining each other in a series of steadily intensifying, bizarre mind games that start becoming violent.  All the while, for days on end, every night there seems to be thunder and lightning but no rain, pointing to something far stranger than the film’s characters or the audience can possibly expect.

 
Probably the strangest yet also maybe the classiest entry in the short-lived Empire Pictures film company, The Caller as a movie seems determined to sidestep genre expectations, shifting tones and styles with elements of fantasy and reality playing out so we’re at a loss as to how to classify it.  A mystery film, a science-fiction thriller, a chamber piece comprised of only two actors engaged in a fierce battle of the sexes, there really is no simple way to describe this movie to the uninitiated other than to say it’s sort of like if David Mamet did a Cannon horror film.  Also a showcase for some wild special effects by Re-Animator wizard John Carl Beuchler, the film starts out seemingly normal before gradually climbing the chandeliers of insanity as it marches unblinkingly towards a most confounding conclusion.
 
Visually this might be one of the best looking straight-to-video films ever made, lensed by Santa Sangre director of photography Dannielle Nannuzzi, giving the film an artificiality that makes you question your own eyes.  Then there’s Stuart Gordon’s longtime composer Richard Band’s electronic score which veers between orchestral strings that sound very, very like Charles Bernstein’s terrifying soundtrack for The Entity.  Of course the film wouldn’t work at all without the brave and wonderful performances of its two leads McDowell and Smith.  Smith comes across as paranoid and neurotic while the invasive McDowell exudes danger but also possesses a sex appeal the Smith character finds almost impossible to resist.

 
Initially dumped on VHS tape by TransWorld in 1987, The Caller flew under the radar for years before reappearing on a made-on-demand DVD-R disc from MGM in 2011 on a dated master.  Thankfully, around 2020, the good folks at Vinegar Syndrome did a 2K scan of the 35mm interpositive and released the disc in limited quantities.  While not the usual fare fans of the Empire Pictures output tended to expect, The Caller is truly a one-of-a-kind dose of chamber piece paranoia that would or would not forecast William Friedkin’s Bug which also saw two eccentric codependent characters drive each other insane.  As it stands, with Arrow Video’s Enter the Video Store smattering of Empire’s most celebrated catalog titles around the corner, The Caller is a welcome addition to Vinegar Syndrome’s ongoing catalog of strange and unusual genre-defying works too oddball and off kilter to be true.

--Andrew Kotwicki