Canadian International Pictures: The Christmas Martian (1971) - Reviewed

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Before making perhaps the strangest family Christmas movie ever with his fictional directorial debut film Le Martien de Noël otherwise known as The Christmas Martian, Canadian cinematographer Bernard Gosselin started out in documentaries for the National Film Board of Canada and is regarded as one of the early adopters of the so called ‘direct cinema’ movement of documentary style.  Though a skilled technical craftsman with a strong track record, the filmmaker tried his hand at children’s family fare with the independently produced science-fiction infused Christmas hybrid The Christmas Martian.  


Understandably after the film came out, he immediately went right back to documentaries.  Nevertheless the film, now souped up by Vinegar Syndrome’s sublabel Canadian International Pictures in a new 2K digital restoration from the original 35mm camera negative, became part of producer Rock Demer’s Tales for All film series which also included such bizarro kids movies as The Dog Who Stopped the War and The Peanut Butter Solution.
 
Running a brisk sixty-five minutes that are completely transfixingly weird, the film follows Francois (the director’s son Francois Gosselin) and his sister Katou (Catherine Leduc) on the morning sojourn for a Christmas Tree when they encounter a strange being in a gift shop (played by Marcel Sabourin) dressed in fish nets and a face mask of some kind who emits bubbles, downs bagfuls of jelly beans and shoplifts.  


Positive the creature is a Martian, the two siblings track his green footprints back to a flying saucer where, as it turns out, the Martian’s ship is damaged and he is desperately trying to return to his home planet.  However, unbeknownst to the kids who find themselves dealing with new alien technologies including a Mary Poppins inspired flying gag replete with first-person point-of-view footage of the two kids flying hundreds of feet in the air, the police and locals form a vigilante mob determined to ensnare the alien visitor. 
 
A downright peculiar precursor to such alien kiddie fare as Steven Spielberg’s E.T., Flight of the Navigator or Mac and Me, the only fictional feature film by the renowned documentary filmmaker is, second to Joe Berlinger’s Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows one of the most batshit examples of a nonfiction filmmaker trying to do fiction.  For a director ordinarily pointing his camera at reality, there are some really wild fantasy set pieces that sends this psychedelic excursion even further into orbit.


A bit like an extraterrestrial Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory replete with a multicolored lighted spaceship, crusty townsfolk dubbed over hilariously in the English version, childlike carefree wonderment and possibly the weirdest humanoid alien creature in cinema history.  Visually, the film is a treat for the eyes shot by eventual The Red Violin cinematographer Alain Dostie and the score by Jacques Perron is deliciously oddball, augmenting the already off kilter proceedings.

 
While Rifftrax put out their own commentary tracked version of the film right around the time Canadian International Pictures was preparing their own deluxe special edition release, The Christmas Martian on its own terms is kind of an insane gift that keeps on giving.  Perhaps the most unique family holiday film on the planet, a movie that taps into childlike imagination while wrinkling the brows of many a dedicated cinephile, the blu-ray disc release is stacked with numerous extras including all of the Tales for All trailers, some of the director’s documentary short film work and an animated short from the film’s delirious screenwriter Roch Carrier.  If you thought the Christmas season of movies didn’t have something completely off the wall and beyond simple categorization, think again.  All in all, one of the absolute wildest family holiday movies in cinema history!

--Andrew Kotwicki