88 Films: The Inspector Wears Skirts (1988) - Reviewed

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Most know Jackie Chan as a Hong Kong action movie star who crossed over into the American mainstream film circuit with his buddy-cop action-comedies.  A legend in his own time whose earliest screen appearances are only just coming stateside now thanks to boutique labels like Arrow Video or 88 Films, one area not as frequently discussed in the martial arts screen icon’s career involves his work as a producer.  With director Wellson Chin’s 1988 action comedy The Inspector Wears Skirts (or Top Squad as originally released) produced by Golden Harvest and penned by Cheng Kam-fu, Jackie Chan this time around kept behind the camera while assembling one Hell of a female action fighter team including but not limited to Shaw Brothers stalwart Wai Yin-hung and American martial artist Cynthia Rothrock while funneling in his own stunt team.  The result is one of the funniest and most breathtaking battle-of-the-sexes military training films turned action-fighter extravaganza.  For every kick and punch, there’s laughter ahead on this deal.

 
Following an international incident surrounding the wife of a visiting Sheikh, a special SKIRTS team of trained female commandos is formed by the police commissioner with Madame Wu (Sibelle Hu) hired as the chief drill sergeant.  Among the group of plucky new recruits are straightlaced Karen (Ann Bridgewater), competing May (Kara Hui), troublemaking Betty (Regina Kent) and withdrawn Amin (Lee Pooi-Ling).  Dismayed by the fact the new recruits seem less interested in their training exercises and more on trying to get romantically involved with the all-male Tiger Squad team of commandos training in tow as well as the romantic longings of trainer Inspector Kan (Stanley Fung) compounded with in-fighting amongst both sets of trainees, former colleague and CIA agent Madame Law (Cynthia Rotchrock) is called in to light a fire under their asses.  Soon however, it becomes apparent both teams have been duped by trained thieves eager to rob a fashion show of its jewelry and the still-fresh training of the squad of female commandos is put to the ultimate test!

 
A Jackie Chan movie without Jackie Chan that sports numerous Hong Kong screen talents including Regina Kent, Sibelle Hu from The Seventh Curse, Stanley Fung and souped up by the striking inclusion and screen presence of Cynthia Rothrock, The Inspector Wears Skirts is a splendid little carefree action-comedy that’s equal parts military academy comedy, a spoof of male-female dynamics in boot camp and a showcase for some really kickass female action fighting.  Opening on an exciting sequence involving Hu and Rothrock that triggers the events of the film, we see such wild feats including but not limited to a grenade being launched at Rothrock who proceeds to flip over and kick the grenade in mid-air back at the guy who threw it.  Already a movie not concerned with realism, something of an escapist Chinese Police Academy film replete with hazing, conniving shenanigans carried out by the girls against the boys’ team, it comes across as a real playful if not silly sort of action romp with fun performances from all the players involved when they’re not performing astonishing physical actions.

 
With its impishly screwball electronic score by The Man from Hong Kong composer Noel Quinlan and sporting arresting cinematography from legendary director of photography Andrew Lau of Infernal Affairs fame, this playful bit of martial arts action escapism opened in Hong Kong in 1988 where it became a huge commercial hit and spawned a total of three sequels up until 1992.  While not the first prime example of what people expect from a Jackie Chan production, the film’s girl power charm is infectious and over the course of these movies you come to know the cast of characters rather well seeing their individual personalities play out over the sequels.  88 Films 2K restored blu-ray disc is great and as always the boutique label goes out of its way to produce a handsome looking package replete with poster art, slipcover and reversible sleeve art.  Definitely a cute, charming and finally exciting and thrilling little number.  Also, stick around for a post-credits training outtake sure to singe one’s eyebrows.

--Andrew Kotwicki