Arrow Video: The Zero Boys (1986) - Reviewed

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Like it or lump it, Arrow Video have made it readily apparent they’ve an affinity for Greek B-movie exploitation auteur Nico Mastorakis as evidenced by their recent boxed set consisting of six of his features.  While Mastorakis isn’t necessarily my cup of tea having seen several of his across the board with Ninja Academy and Hired to Kill being notable action-comedy-thriller iterations, the director while not necessarily my favorite “comedian” nevertheless does have a certain skills-set when it comes to horror.  Judging from his debut exploitation shocker Island of Death which was a torrential downpour of transgression, the Grecian auteur understood the subgenre and while his more trying trademark characteristics present in his “comedy” films are still around, they’re dialed down considerably in his 1986 American backwoods slasher flick The Zero Boys. 

 
A straight-to-video thriller featuring Night of the Comet and Chopping Mall scream queen Kelli Maroney and an early compositional effort by the great Hans Zimmer, the film is an ensemble teen action thriller with traces of Cloak & Dagger, Red Dawn and The Goonies involving a group of teenage paintballers who call themselves The Zero Boys vacationing in a remote cabin in the woods who find themselves under siege from unknown assailants.  Echoing aspects of Deliverance or Rituals as far as a subset of characters being preyed upon by lord knows who, it functions as both a slasher and an action thriller as the kids must use their knowledge of survival in the wilderness and paintballing with real weapons instead of toys this time around. 

 
While the aforementioned tonal problems in Mastorakis’ work are still present in this, The Zero Boys largely winds up succeeding as a straight-laced genre thriller with elements of the Rambo or Commando action adventure flick with a survivalist slasher horror show including some gruesomely memorable deaths.  Using the same locations and sets as Friday the 13th: Part 3 and shot over the course of only eighteen days, Mastorakis’ effort as a producer-writer-director in this instance paid off swimmingly.  Lensed by Unmasking the Idol cinematographer Steven Shaw, the film’s small backwoods cabin look has traces of The Evil Dead including but not limited to some surprisingly resourceful supporting characters.  The central trio of Daniel Hirsch, Jared Moses and Tom Shell represent a strong and likable analogue to Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys while Kelli Maroney’s spunky cool demeanor as an unlikely heroine boosts the enjoyment factor of the picture considerably.

 
Released theatrically overseas while going straight-to-video in the United States, the film languished in the B-movie Hell of Blockbuster Video store shelves before Image Entertainment and Omega Entertainment struck a deal in the early 2000s for a DVD release.  Circa 2016, Arrow Video have picked up the ball once again in one of their very earliest collaborations with the cult Greek director in a new 2K restoration overseen by Mastorakis.  A minor revelation for Mastorakis fans as well as naysayers (myself included), The Zero Boys while imperfect represents one of the filmmaker’s better, more taut offerings with likable young characters and a unique riff on the action survival thriller.  Sure its cheap and at times a tonal jumper but the charm of Kelli Maroney is infectious and as a standard genre teen slasher turned survivalist actioner it works pretty well.  One of the few Mastorakis films I’m comfortable recommending to casual horror fans.

--Andrew Kotwicki