Anchor Bay: Daddy (2023) - Reviewed

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Newcomer writer-directors Neal Kelley and Jono Sherman put together some short films throughout the 2010s, starting around 2015 before finally working up towards their first feature: an Ultra Panavision dystopian sci-fi yarn called Daddy now being released on Blu-ray disc from Anchor Bay Entertainment.  A tightly wound chamber piece consisting of four actors and one actress, the film is a microbudget digital indie in ultra-widescreen 2.76:1 which results in some striking cinematography by Bryce Holden but the movie feels more like a minimalist dress rehearsal than a fully fledged feature.  Curious but one wonders whether or not there was enough here to dole out a ninety-eight-minute feature that’s not really a thriller or a comedy.

 
In a secluded Californian mountain retreat are four men government mandated to stay in the retreat with no guidelines or instructions of what to do once they’ve arrived.  The litmus test seems to involve determining whether or not any of the four men are capable of raising children.  Ultimately left to their own devices, we’ve got a small quartet of characters who spend a majority of their time sitting at a dinner table with a rubber baby doll which they dote on as though it were a living thing.  Somewhere along the way, a woman named Ally (Jacqueline Toboni) shows up unannounced hungry and thirsty.  The men aren’t sure of what to do and whether or not this girl is in fact ‘The Monitor’, a guardian of some sort who will come to guide the men towards their respective destinies.

 
Torpid and kind of inert, scenic yet flat and dull, Daddy is the kind of elegantly lensed ultra-widescreen efforts that will likely only ever been seen on home video.  The equivalent of a backyard movie with good cameras and a Johnny Greenwood inspired score by Matt Orenstein which gives something, I don’t know, moody towards the proceedings.  While the Blu-ray extras include the filmmakers’ bonus web series C.U.P.S., the film itself feels like a glorified padded out internet short which takes some inexplicable turns along the way.  Some of the character actors in it are notable like Yuriy Sardarov from Argo and the crusty faced Joseph Lopez and Jacqueline Toboni has been in her fair share of television shows including Grimm and Easy.

 
While the Blu-ray comes with an audio commentary by the filmmakers and co-stars, an extended dance sequence and an improvisation reel, Daddy just kind of lays there sauntering towards something resembling a conclusion.  The closest thing to any kind of suspense or action involves a boneheaded decision to lock the stowaway girl in a room but that is short lived and quickly dispensed with.  Yes it looks and sounds nice, but as a film it feels kind of like a chicken dinner whose bones have been picked clean with nothing but scraps for us leftover to dine on.  Somewhere in here is an idea vaguely resembling a film, but as it stands Daddy is unfortunately kind of a dud I’d recommend passing on.  A curious if not altogether pointless effort.

--Andrew Kotwicki