Anchor Bay: Crust (2024) - Reviewed

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Sean Whalen first started out as a character actor making small appearances in The People Under the Stairs and Batman Returns before working his way into such sizable Hollywood productions as Waterworld, Twister and The Cable Guy.  A familiar face in film who eventually became a recurring bit player in Rob Zombie films as well as The FP, the actor’s foray in and out of horror and television paved the way for what would or wouldn’t develop into his feature-film debut as a writer-director with the laundromat-set sock monster horror-comedy Crust now releasing through Anchor Bay Entertainment.  A film that absolutely springboards from both Roger Corman and Frank Oz’s iterations of Little Shop of Horrors as well as Don Thacker’s talking-mold gross-out Motivational Growth, this micro-budget chamber pieced indie on paper should be patently absurd.  But as an originating idea stemming from Sean Whalen’s own brushes with Tinseltown, it feels like the formal announcement of a new comedy-horror film series especially towards the end.  Not quite as bold as, say, Quentin Dupieux’s Rubber but still plainly of the same ilk.

 
Vegas (Sean Whalen) has experienced a meteoric rise and fall from promising child-actor to depressed middle-aged alcoholic laundromat owner co-managed by his boozing but dependable friend Russ (Daniel Roebuck).  Whiling away the time watching the movie’s version of Entertainment Tonight, one day after being humiliated by some boorish social media influencers he cries into a pile of socks which inexplicably animates the socks into a shape shifting blob-amoeba like monster.  Soon upon the bullies’ return, the sock monster attacks, kills and eats a man leaving Vegas to deal with cleaning up the mess.  Despite initial fears of the unknown, Vegas treats the sock monster like a pet which he names Crust and the two soon form a bond that is threatened by the arrival of Nila (Rebekah Kennedy) a young actress who takes a liking to Vegas which diverts his attention from the hungry needy sock monster.  Soon his ex-girlfriend Laura (Felissa Rose) crawls back into the scene and over time amid pressures coming from hotshot TV star Randy (Alan Ruck), Vegas becomes increasingly ornery and irascible as though the sock monster triggered the emergence of his own inner id.

 
While clearly tongue-in-cheek insta-cult microbudget practical-effects driven satire that straddles a fine line between beer-and-pizza film and trained character study, Crust co-written by Jim Wald lensed in black-and-white by cinematographer/editor Jaren Lewis with some occasional color tinting such as when Vegas cries bright blue tears in the film’s opening is a wild hoot.  Leaning heavily into goofiness while also shining a bright spotlight on alcohol soft middle-aged depression in what feels like an autobiographical expression of the director-writer-star Sean Whalen, it subtly speaks to his own experiences as a Hollywood bit player who for whatever reason decided over time it wasn’t for him.  As an actor-turned-director one man show piece, I was reminded of Tom Noonan’s What Happened Was… as far as flirting with elements of the romantic comedy and the horror film.  The monster itself looked a little bit like the short parody film Night of the Living Bread crossed with The Blob and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. 

 
This could’ve been throwaway cult nonsense but Whalen makes it into a tragicomic study of madness with Whalen going steadily off the rails while his partner played by The Fugitive actor Daniel Roebuck comes off like a Mr. Mushnik type who might be insufferable but can see the bigger picture as far as what this sock monster is bringing out of his business partner.  A standout scene involves Whalen happily dancing away throughout the laundromat with the monster set to Bobby Day’s Rockin’ Robin.  The only drawback to the piece involves an ongoing running gag about a media frenzy surrounding an embarrassing video of Vegas.  It feels forced into an already strange and silly universe featuring supernatural detectives and conniving social media influencers but no matter.  At the heart of it all is Sean Whalen who has delivered a film that absolutely merits a sequel following this unlikely mad and murderous dynamic duo of man and monster into whatever murderous exploits they encounter next.

--Andrew Kotwicki