The least seen and discussed Robert Altman film in his canon
O.C. and Stiggs (not to be confused with the nonsensical Joe Begos alien
invasion film Jimmy and Stiggs) is an infamously Dadaist affront
disguised as an 80s teen comedy that could well be the countercultural maverick
filmmaker’s most poisonous piece of hate mail ever unleashed on an unsuspecting
filmgoing public as well as producers who asked for something completely
different from what they got. Originally
shot in 1983 and edited while he was shooting his TV film Secret Honor
which chronicled one night with Richard Nixon (Philip Baker Hall) in the oval
office, the $7 million rebuke of a film bounced around festivals and poorly
received test screenings before finally being granted a limited theatrical dump
in 1987 alongside his other comedy Beyond Therapy where it died a quiet
death only amassing around $29,000.
Now years later, this same, completely uncompromising and
downright unfriendly picture loosely based off of two preexisting characters
created in the National Lampoon magazine at this stage represents
perhaps Altman’s most acerbic dose of spoiled popcorn and stale soda pop as a
thinly veiled anti-comedy, anti-film, anti-American scribe is now being
reassessed as one of the director’s unsung unexpurgated triumphs, an angry film
designed to make you angry by resembling a teen comedy ala John Hughes or Amy
Heckerling that in actuality is a mercurial takedown of the very genre it seems
to reside in. While in theory it has the
skin of National Lampoon’s Animal House or Porky’s or even some
of the scuzzier regional fare ala Pinball Summer or Joysticks, in
practice scene after scene it intentionally plays against expectations with two
positively irredeemable antagonists as our central heroes let loose in a waking
nightmarish world of petty personal vendettas, nasty quips drifting in and out
of racist cultural appropriation and an intentional, striving effort to be
deathly unfunny.
Oliver Cromwell Oglivie nicknamed O.C. (Daniel H. Jenkins)
and Mark Stiggs (Neill Barry) are a couple of lazy entitled reprobates in high
school who while away their time sneaking onto and vandalizing the property of
the Schwab family commandeered by greedy conservative patriarch Randall Schwab
(Paul Dooley) and his perpetually inebriated wife Elinore (Jane Curtain). Alongside are their two children, his
daughter Lenore (Laura Urstein) and his emotionally stunted son Randall Jr (Jon
Cryer from Two and a Half Men). When
it comes to light that O.C.’s grandfather’s retirement policy has been
cancelled by Mr. Schwab’s company, O.C. and Stiggs proceed to wage war on the
man’s home and his family including but not limited to wrecking Lenore’s
wedding with an Uzi from a Vietnam veteran named Sponson (Dennis Hopper goofing
on his mad journalist from Apocalypse Now) and a hydraulically suspended
car. Later the twosome bring aboard the
talents of African pop band King Sunny Adé (who also provided the film’s
incongruent score).
In between launching
homophobic slurs at their drama teacher and starting pranks with their drinking
buddy Wino Bob (Melvin Van Peebles making a cameo as a token black drunk), they
eventually even go as far as turning the Schwab’s fancy expensive home into a
homeless shelter, further leaning towards an underground bomb shelter battle
fought with firecrackers, all the while American iconography keeps being
paraded across the screen throughout the course of the movie. An impression is being built up that we’re
looking at Altman’s idea of modern suburbia beset by mountains and swimming pools. All of this bubbles to the surface like a
broken sewer or septic system dripping with contempt.
While the film was a critical and commercial
failure buried under its own negative weight at the time, Radiance Films have
through their boutique label proposed more sophisticated audiences of today
should reevaluate it. I’m not sure I
liked the film in practice but in theory you could call it something of a
secret success, a movie that doesn’t work on the surface yet comes through your
barriers and hitting you in ways both unexpected and discomforting. Not for all tastes and certainly not Altman’s
best but for completists its something to see!
--Andrew Kotwicki




