Visual Vengeance: Born a Ninja/Commando the Ninja (1988) - Reviewed

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Wild Eye Releasing sublabel Visual Vengeance which is geared towards films shot on videotape or digital video or Super 8mm and so on and so forth have leveled up with their double feature from Joseph Lai and IFD Films: Born a Ninja and Commando the Ninja.  Made in 1988 using the same cast and crew (and perhaps the same plotline?), these SOV (shot on video) martial arts flicks don’t just come packaged as a deliriously entertaining deep dive into Chinese analog tape madness, they represent a new forward step for Visual Vengeance who have fashioned not only a hilarious and absurd package but they’ve created a new company logo especially for this release.  Opening on a videogame-like menu for what feels like the Super Nintendo, the stage is set before the films even begin for a nostalgic rewind back into a bygone phase of the SOV medium I never knew existed.

 
Already a fan of Hong Kong cinema and later the Japanese V-Cinema format, seeing something somewhere in between those lines makes for a most peculiar beer-and-pizza flick but alas here we are.  In the first one which has many lapses in time, space and reason with bizarre sequences that go for minutes on end, Born a Ninja more or less boils down to two heroes, Larry and David, who happen upon a long thought-to-be-lost WWII era germ formula created by a mercurial scientist named Tanaka.  Literally relying on a form of martial arts dubbed Hocus Pocus (not making this up), they find themselves on the hunt from nefarious ninja enforcers and Russian criminal masterminds who wish to retrieve the formula and wage global warfare on the human populace.  If only Larry and David can track it down before it is too late.

 
Immediately thereafter and feeling like it must’ve been filmed simultaneously as it shares many of the same actors and set pieces is Commando the Ninja also known as American Commando Ninja as well as Silent Warriors.  Kinda/sorta picking up where the last film left off as it dives right back into germ-warfare, espionage and a hunt for scientific secrets, one again bring Larry and David back into the proceedings.  A bit more linear and straightforward save for some head-scratching scenes of gunfire and punches being repeated through the power of editing, it becomes a cacophony of acrobatics and death-defying stunts across vast village landscapes and riverfronts.  Oh and two female assassins, Becky and Brenda, also join in on the epic battle.

 
Written and directed by Joseph Lai and featuring the same cast across both films including Man Fei, Patrick Largent, Lo Kei and Yolanda Kuk, both films kind of mesh together but stylistically couldn’t be more different.  Whereas Born a Ninja went so far down the rabbit hole with neverending bizarre sequences of black magic and a character holding on for dear life to an altar, Commando the Ninja feels more straight-laced with an emphasis on humor and sex appeal.  Some of it flies in the face of logic and reason like a female ally wearing shorts of the confederate flag and the English dubbing over the footage and stock sound effects cut and copy/pasted throughout the soundtrack only seem to ratchet up the sense of madness permeating both of these SOV flicks running around the eighty/ninety minute ranges. 

 
By now, you know Visual Vengeance to be archaeologists of the videotape realm and these represent easily one of the company’s very best releases.  With both films housed on one disc sourced from standard definition tape masters in 1.33:1 fullscreen, the set comes with several audio commentaries, two video essays including on Godfrey Ho, an interview with actor Kwan Chung and two mini-posters with the original VHS sleeve art.  If you’re reading this and are a newcomer to the boutique label and the SOV medium, these are one Hell of a place to start: a videotaped Hong Kong English dubbed dose of martial arts mania.  Visual Vengeance has been steadily announcing and unveiling new titles like no tomorrow lately, but these ones will be hard for even them to top.

--Andrew Kotwicki