Now Streaming: The Theft of the Caravaggio (2026) - Reviewed

 

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The heist genre is filled with various interpretations of the criminal underworld and the professionals who dwell within it.  Joshua Cassar Gaspar's debut feature film, The Theft of the Caravaggio, turns the cliches of the genre on its head by presenting a real-life historical heist via two timelines that both focus on the dramatic implications rather than the criminal elements.  The result is a mixed bag, with interesting visual compositions that are lessened with copious amounts of exposition.

1984.  In Malta, a painting by famous Italian artist Caravaggio is stolen.   A priest, Orpheus, is drawn into the police investigation, where his personal life and his faith are tested as various secrets are revealed.  Gaspar wrote the script with Monika Maslowska.  There are interesting ideas that are dappled throughout what initially seems to be a paint by numbers procedural, particularly when it comes to Orpheus and his familial problems as they come into conflict with his profession.  Another layer of intrigue is added when Hades (yes the names are Orpheus and Hades) enters the narrative and his thoughtful exchanges with the embattled priest becomes the centerpiece.


Paul Kissaun gives his role as Orpheus everything, completely vanishing into the performance.  His interplay with Robert Grose's Hades is both languid and disparate, as the two verbally fence and simultaneously meditate on the past.  This is ultimately what Gaspar is concerned with, how the past sends waves into the future with the potential to both create and destroy and the overall result comes close to the mark.  

Shot on film, Daniel Cawthorne's cinematography balances the lush world of the church against the dusty, sun-washed streets of the city.  Despite the lack of foreign language, everything feels as if it is transpiring not just in decades long passed, but also in a place far beyond the confines of the West.  Johann Scerri's immaculate production design is the perfect accoutrement, filling the interiors with vibrant colors and meticulously placed works of art.  The final yield is an above average offering that delivers the goods visually but lacks a certain amount of depth.  


Now available for digital rental, The Theft of the Caravaggio explores a real historical caper in a more soulful manner, allowing its ideas to gestate within a world of politics, art, and crime.  Carried by a handful of powerful performances, its pacing may be a turn off; however, viewers who are looking for an introspective approach to a tried and true formula, may find something of value.

--Kyle Jonathan