Synapse Films: TAG - The Assassination Game (1982) - Reviewed

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Nick Castle has been everywhere from my ten-year-old childhood in directing the John Hughes penned adaptation of Dennis the Menace to my high school years behind the mask of Michael Myers when I finally saw John Carpenter’s 1978 horror masterpiece Halloween.  A jack of all trades who co-wrote Carpenter's Escape from New York as well as Steven Spielberg’s Hook, Castle made his official directorial debut in 1982 with the game-to-film thriller TAG: The Assassination Game.  Featuring The Terminator actress Linda Hamilton, Re-Animator star Bruce Abbott, Forest Whitaker in his screen debut, Xander Berkeley and late Revenge of the Nerds star Robert Carradine, it represented a unique spin on the college comedy before veering into a genre thriller with mounting stakes.  It also is kind of a time capsule as a film that would be difficult to fund in today’s climate. 

 
The plot is simple and unpretentious: a group of college kids play a mock battle royale game of tag using children’s toy rubber dart guns with the rules being if you get shot, you are ‘dead’ and out of the game until one player remains with the apparent champion being Susan Swayze (Linda Hamilton) following a smart winning streak.  Despite involving weaponry and the simulated use of firearms, it more or less is a form of play not dissimilar from grade school recess.  But when former champion Loren Gersh (Bruce Abbott) whose entire life consists of playing this game 24/7 inadvertently eliminates himself from the roster, the awkward man snaps and after acquiring a real firearm begins actually murdering his “opponents” in the game and changing his outfit to look like a James Bond villain and he has Susan Swayze on his pending hitlist.

 
A New World Pictures college comedy turned thriller hybrid which starts off kind of like Animal House without the sex, drugs or nudity before becoming a kind of dress rehearsal for Linda Hamilton in what would or wouldn’t become The Terminator, TAG: The Assassination Game is an offbeat spoof of the James Bond film replete with a title sequence parodying your typical Bond credits montage that shifts gears early on as a kind of neo-noir ala Brick.  A quickie shot in four weeks by renowned Belgian cinematographer Willy Kurant of Godard and Varda fame featuring a serviceable score by future The Last Starfighter composer Craig Safan, it is a regional little indie with a pulse and an altogether less tawdry and more playful take on the college comedy despite the idea of campus assassination games being a thing of the past. 

 
Linda Hamilton shows off some of her future Sarah Connor energies with how she takes out opponents and sneaks around running barefoot at one point ala Terminator 2: Judgment Day and though she finds herself fleeing in peril later she never devolves into a damsel in distress.  Bruce Abbott who makes his screen debut as the murdering psycho player Loren Gersh and besides figuring out who the mad scientist character in Re-Animator would be the actor developed a romantic relationship with Linda Hamilton offscreen and they married for several years and had a son.  Robert Carradine had made a number of television appearances with his brother David Carradine whom he also cameos with in Martin Scorsese’s Mean Streets and was only two films away from Revenge of the Nerds when he played the role of the hero in this.  Xander Berkeley and Forest Whitaker make brief blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearances but basically the college set neo-noir boils down to Hamilton, Carradine and Abbott. 

 
Despite not making much at the box office theatrically at the time, the $3 million New World flick became a cult VHS favorite over the years particularly following the success of Nick Castle’s next project The Last Starfighter which became a mainstream commercial success and cemented Castle as an innovative, formidable director with box office draw.  The new Synapse Films Blu-ray premiere of the film originally came out as a limited edition exclusive through the website in February of 2026.  Circa September, that same edition minus the limited collectible slipcover is being reissued as a standard with the same scant extras including an original trailer and an audio commentary with Nick Castle and Robert Carradine moderated by Sean Clark.  Picture quality of the 35mm camera negative scanned in 2K is nice looking and the 2.0 mono audio sounds fine.  A lot of the appeal behind this depends on whether or not you’re a fan of the supporting stars, the director or just seeing The Most Dangerous Game by way of Back to School play out onscreen.  All in all, an easy one to have fun with but there could’ve been more in the way of bonus features.

--Andrew Kotwicki