Within the last few months, MVD Visual has been completing a
circle of documentaries and music related underground films connected to the
1980s Los Angeles punk rock scene starting with The Secret Lives of Bill Bartell chronicling the life of the White Flag frontman as well as Born Innocent: The Redd Kross Story.
Somewhere along the way, their separate punk rock worlds intersected in We
Got Power fanzine founder, filmmaker and musician David Markey’s
double-feature of Super 8 films Desperate Teenage Lovedolls and Lovedolls
Superstar. Made and released
underground between 1984 and 86, it told the satirical fictional tale of the
success and demise of an all-girl punk rock group called The Lovedolls thriving
in Hollywood while also showcasing a number of the Los Angeles punk rock bands
which were popular at the time.
While neither film necessarily represented high watermarks
of fine acting or quality filmmaking despite the second one being of much
greater technical and production value, they form an integral puzzle piece
connecting the aforementioned documentary films and have an underground
music-movie charm that straddles a fine line between The Decline of Western Civilization and the Troma picture.
Moreover, the distinctly feminine punk rocker image kicked into high
gear with these wild and anarchic underground quasi-music video Super 8
releases. In the first one, running a
brisk single hour and moving at breakneck speed, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls
zeroes in on three girls, Kitty (Jennifer Schwartz), Bunny (Hilary Rubens)
and Patch (Janet Housden), in the midst of running away from home from one of
the overbearing mothers who gets herself killed chasing them. Foraging on the streets rife with drug
addicts and gang members, their paths cross with Johnny Tremaine (Steve
McDonald from Redd Kross) a hotshot casting couch music manager who
promises the girls fame and fortune provided they sleep with him too. Tracking their rise to superstardom, they
find themselves fighting off a gang war while seeking sweet vengeance against
their dirtbag manager.
A punk-rock movie that is out-of-the-gate hard to take
seriously, tongue in cheek, while also showcasing a side of Los Angeles rarely
seen outside of Hollywood 90028 where the city of dreams is also
crawling with crime and vermin, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls is an
inspired dark comedy musical romp.
Despite shaky footage and crusty scratchy audio that takes some getting
used to, the anarchic go-for-broke energy of the piece practically emanates off
of the screen. Performances across the
board are not exactly good or convincing, but knowing the terrain you’re
getting yourself into, these trivialities don’t matter. Treading a fine line between The Decline
of Western Civilization with hints of Combat Shock and Deadbeat
at Dawn underground mania all the while set to hit tunes from Redd Kross,
Desperate Teenage Lovedolls is a scrappy dose of female driven punk rock
cinema that feels like a Russ Meyer film at times.
--Andrew Kotwicki




